...knows what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this.
Saw your post on Sultan Knish, thanks for being the voice of political correctness and moral righteousness against such an eeeeeeeeeevil blog post.
I aim to please...
And if you come back, bring me a sandwich or something. Make yourself useful.
Will do St. Jay, will do. Anything to nourish and bring further sustenance to the righteous. Pastrami OK?
Bring first, then ask. You don't listen too well, do you?
Alas, I do not listen well St. Jay, for I am a lowly fool and not a big city hip dude. I'll try to do better.
Well that sucks. Twenty million trolls on the internet, and I get the one who can't even make a sandwich.
No, no St. Jay, I will have your sandwich ready! I just couldn't guess what you would like because I am not a hip dude living in a totally rad city. I was thinking pepper n' egg or reuben. Are you vegan by any chance?And please forgive my shortcomings, I must have been negatively influenced by that eeeevil Sultan Knish. Huh, a "sultan" in America! This is a democracy for goodness sake!
You keep saying this, but it's been five days already, and still no sandwich? I'm beginning to sense that you are being somewhat less than truthful, sir.I'll have you know that nonetheless, I have indeed eaten a few times over that period, however.Sabich works, actually. You'll have to wait until tomorrow, though, since my favorite local provider of same is closed for Shabbat.I am not a vegan, but I was once vegetarian for a few years. I'll bet that frightens you, huh?